The heir to the throne, erstwhile husband of the late Princess Ditzi and celebrated impersonator of characters from the Albian radio light entertainment programme of the 1950's "Da Twotz". Sadly it would appear in the Prince's case that the combination of a life of of privilege, separated from ordinary Albian folk, combined with the Albian Royal Family's centuries of inbreeding has at last arrived at it's inevitable product, namely a congenital lunatic.
Usually safely locked away at St Gozondor's Hospital in what is believed to be the only facility to combine the functions of greenhouse and high-security mental unit, the Prince is best known for his frequent escapes, during which he is much given to lengthy pontifications on matters of which he has little or no understanding(1).
The Prince's other claim to fame is his previously-alluded-to marriage to the late Princess Ditzi, a marriage which ended in divorce when it became clear that the Prince had for many years been carrying on a passionate affair with the true love of his life, his favourite horse "Kamella". The pair were recently married in a moving ceremony in the High Security Wing of St Gozondor's Hospital in May 2005(2).
(1) regrettably the best efforts of some of Albia's finest minds over the many years of the Prince's education seem to have left the number of matters on which the Prince knows little or nothing almost infinite.
(2) A full rundown of the tortuous wedding preparations can be found in Wedded Bliss, Backing Off, Choices, Choices, Securely Tied and Otherwise Engaged.
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