St. Gozondor

The patron Saint of Albia. Having found himself rather towards the end of the line when being assigned his patronages, the good saint was placed in charge not only of Albia but also of estate agents, British tabloid reporters and sewers. He was apparently chosen by Albia on the same basis that England chose St George, that basis being that he had never, ever set foot in the country.

Saint Gozondor's Day is the 13th of September. Even in this modern age Albians celebrate their Saint's Day as they have always done: they find the nearest establishment purveying alcohol (or, failing that, purveying methylated spirits/petroleum/Malibu) entrench themselves inside it and render themselves insensible.