A Message from Albia brings you the latest news and views from Albia, a country just like Britain but worse, as seen by our man on the spot, famed British foreign correspondent and friend to publicans the world over, Hugo Kent.
A tax brought in by the Krep party, contrary to a pledge in its general election manifesto for the year 2000, under which students will be required to pay an extra tuppenz in tax every time they want their beer glasses filled. It is expected to bring in billions.
Regrettably, I have been unable to source any copyright-free photographs of Albian individuals. Happily, I have been able to locate on Wikimedia commons a number of pictures of people whose appearances are close enough to the Albians in question to suffice for the moment. These have been used throughout.