With a certain grim inevitability, I am afraid we must return to the matter of Home MinisterFanatik Loon (or, as he wishes to be known since his decision to take on the guise of a superhero(*) "Diana Prince, Daughter of Hippolyta and wielder of the lasso of truth(**)") and his no-longer-Thai-bride-to-be Yu Fam Ism. It now seems that the Home Minister (and, as he claims, Princess of the Amazons) will be permitted by the courts to pursue his quest for access to the children he fathered with Miss Yu in that happy time before one side or other told everything to Da Shagz(***). This despite Miss Yu's counterclaim that Mr Loon/Ms Prince only desires such access in order to further his plans to create a cloned army of Loons, sufficient in number to be placed around the coast of Albia at intervals of less than 50 metres, ready to repel asylum seekers (****).
(*) see Wonder No More.
(**) not to mention, this being our dear Home Minister, the "taser of justice" and "holding cell of inquisition".
(***) a popular Sunday publication in tabloid format, alleged by its publisher to be a newspaper.
(****) unless the aforementioned seekers of asylum should be in possession of either (a) large amounts of cash or (b) a reasonable chance of qualifying for the Beijing Olympics, in which case they can expect not merely asylum but Albian nationality.