A Message from Albia brings you the latest news and views from Albia, a country just like Britain but worse, as seen by our man on the spot, famed British foreign correspondent and friend to publicans the world over, Hugo Kent.
Review ongoing. Much PBA drunk. Matters ever more concerning ... as anyone who has read this piece by the nephew of the US Ambassador to Albia will be aware. Think I might have another little drinky to dull the potential pain. Did I mention that you're my best friend, you are? C'mon, give us a song ... c'mon ... "Hey Huuuuuge ... don't make it bad .... take a saaad sooooooong 'n' make it beddaaaaaaaah"
Regrettably, I have been unable to source any copyright-free photographs of Albian individuals. Happily, I have been able to locate on Wikimedia commons a number of pictures of people whose appearances are close enough to the Albians in question to suffice for the moment. These have been used throughout.