A Message from Albia brings you the latest news and views from Albia, a country just like Britain but worse, as seen by our man on the spot, famed British foreign correspondent and friend to publicans the world over, Hugo Kent.
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Regrettably, I have been unable to source any copyright-free photographs of Albian individuals. Happily, I have been able to locate on Wikimedia commons a number of pictures of people whose appearances are close enough to the Albians in question to suffice for the moment. These have been used throughout.